Saturday, May 5, 2018

Creature Feature: Oh Faun!

Creature Feature created by Michael is a feature that focuses on the wonderful world of fantasy, science fiction, and horror creatures. 

Faun:


Today joining us is Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson & the Olympians series and Heroes of Olympus series) demigod son of Poseidon to discuss fauns

Me: So glad you were able to join us today. You were friends with a faun

Percy: Who is a faun? I don't know any fauns.
Me: Your best friend, your protector
Percy: Who Grover?! (Chuckles) Let's get this straight Grover couldn't protect himself let alone anyone else. And especially not the son of Poseidon. But he's not a faun. Please don't even call him that. He's a satyr.
Me: Satyr, faun. Potato, Potatoe same thing right.
(Grover comes storming in)

Grover: What you call Me?
Percy: Oh no now you have done it...
Me: Hi Grover.
 Grover: Did he just call me a faun?!!
Percy: I was about to explain...
Grover: Look here sir you do NOT call me a faun. I am a satyr, I ain't no silly faun. Geeze.
Me: Sorry about that anyway as I was trying to ask Percy...
Grover: Oh so you want to talk to the demigod about my people?
Me: Umm well I was going to ask you but Percy said...
Grover: Oh I see what's going on here. You want to talk to the demigod but not the protector. The satyr who helped keep this young man safe.
Percy: Actually Grover I think you almost got me killed a couple of times.
Me: Anyways back to what...
Grover: Oh really Percy!! You got a lot of nerve after all I've done for you.
Me: Guys really I just want to...
Percy: Done what exactly Grover. I seem to recall almost getting killed on multiple occasions after I met you.
Grover: You realize you only had that happened because you were a demigod. It had nothing to do with Me, Percy. Don't forget who watched over you until you were ready to join Camp Half-blood.
Me: Guys guys guys no need to fight...
Percy: I think I would have survived quite fine without you.
Grover: (he says to me) Do you believe this guy? So cocky and full of himself.
Me: Back to my questions since Grover is here maybe he can answer this himself, where do fauns... I mean satyrs come from?
Grover: What kind of question is that we come from our moms?
Me: I mean what country did they first originate from? 
Grover: Originally from Greece and I believe in Steni Forest is where most of my ancestors are from.
Me: So how did you become half goat/half human?
Grover: Come on man you reporters and your crazy questions.
Me: Alright sorry um from what I have heard Dionysus created you of his own imagination.
Grover: Well Dionysus may have helped create us to party with. He's a party animal, so it makes sense that he would want a half human half beast party friend.
Me: O yeah the party guy to make a party creature...
Grover: Baaaa...What did you call Me? 
Percy: Uh oh you have done it now.
Me: Creature Feature that's what this interview is for and we are featuring...
Grover: Creature...creature is that what you think I am...the nerve. I am out of here, I ain't putting up with this type of treatment. 
(Grover storms out of the room) 
Me: What did I say?  Okay so thank you, Percy, for stopping by and chatting with us today. 


Fauns/satyr have been featured in lots of different media
Books: 


The Chronicles of Narnia (Chronicles of Narnia, #1-7)The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)The Marble FaunThe Stephen King Collection: Stories from Night ShiftFablehaven (Fablehaven, #1)The Birth of Tragedy


Films/TVs: 

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Video Games: 


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